News Flash: Edward R. Murrow rolls over in his grave!

Sounds of pounding, kicking and bones splintering against pine were reported today, coming from beneath the feet of visitors to the gravesite of the world-famous and beloved newsman Edward R. Murrow, known for his integrity and courage in reporting to the American people. Also heard filtering up from below, muffled and lispy yet clearly audible, were impassioned shouts of “Ask the real questions!” “Corporate criminals!” “Ask the real questions!” “Don’t let them lie!” “Dig, you slackers!” And more quietly, as if with a final effort, “Your democracy is being stolen.”

Then silence. The flabbergasted gravesite visitors immediately fled and called the media out to investigate, but they were otherwise occupied, dutifully distributing the latest press releases from the White House.

David Singelyn